Situation: "Do not wear out clothes - A&F"

Word on the street is Abercrombie & Fitch Co. has offered The Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino an undisclosed amount of money to stop wearing its clothes. A quote from A&F reads, "... [we] believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans." Hmm. Call us crazy, but isn't this a label that consistently features its half-naked employees outside their stores--tempting horny teens!--hating on a dude who likes to strip down? We've got news for you holier-than-thou Ohioans, the tourists wrapped around the block on 5th Av. aren't there to see those beautiful new cardigans... they want the abs. On the A&F landing page? Abs. And who can give you more ab than Sorrentino? Time for a long look in the mirror, guys: What's the Fitch without the Sitch? Play on playa.

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Eighteen People You're Scared Of on Facebook

A week in the news-update list of the "friends" whose updates you're probably currently hiding

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A Buyer's Guide to Watch the Throne

Jay-Z and Kanye West's album doubles as a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous shopping catalog. So to assist your consumer needs, we scoured the lyrics sheet and uncovered the rappers' favorite watches, rides, digs, and duds. Hopefully, you're planking on [several] million

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